My Moment as Kate Moss

I collect Tanya's mini-poos in small sandwich bags every time we go on our morning or evening walk. Then I twist it and tie it up and carry it for a while, wishing that Monrovia had thought to put more garbage cans on street corners.

If you were driving by, it might look like I was dealing dime-bags of heroin or some very dark cocaine.

Now, gratuitous pictures of Tanya.

How can you resist those ears? They're the best in town.

As Kristan said (re:the ears), "You could hook her up to your TV for better reception."